The Bowlternative Pinvestments are the winningest franchise in amateur office bowling league history. Founded in 2016, the Bowlternative Pinvestments have been called "avant-garde," with "shadowy, deep-pocketed backers," and "distressingly aggressive for an office bowling team."* Comprised of fund lawyers and regulatory and compliance professionals, the Bowlternative Pinvestments follow a scorched-earth, no-holds-barred philosophy to bowling. They credit their success to "near-toxic levels of panache and moxy."**
The Bowlternative Pinvestments' goal is to pulverize their competitors by: (1) raising the most money possible; (2) bowling 10 perfect games in a row; and, (3) engaging in audacious displays of team spirit.
*"When Office Bowling Is Played for Keeps", The Wall Street Journal, Nov. 16, 2016 (p. D4).
**"Who Are the Vanguard of Office Bowling?", Teen Vogue, Dec. 1, 2016 (pp. 27-41).
