Bark Bark we're back for bonations,

Cuz we like to raise money for the Pet Alliance Nation.

We were all once living at the beloved PAGO,

But now we're in a happy home don't you know?

There's three of us and our names are related to beer,

So won't you send your extra mula right here?

We all had leg problems, but we're a wild crew,

And raising them dolla bills is what we're gonna do.

There's Schooner who jumped out of a car and broke his leg,

But now he knows sit, stay, roll over, and even beg.

Hops used to have 4 legs, but now is down to three,

But even as a tripawd she's super happy.

The naughtiest of the 3 is Tripel who flatlined and came back to life,

She's living it to the fullest after FHO surgery didn't cause her any strife.

It's true that Pet Alliance funded all this care for us,

So go ahead and jump on our fundraising bus!