A Two-Time Fantasy Football Loser Takes the Polar Plunge
Hello -
I approach you as a self-proclaimed fantasy football "manager," a title I hold as loosely as my grasp on victory in my fantasy football league. As a two-time loser, I've embraced my league's punishment: the polar plunge, where icy waters await me.
In a tale of misfortunes, my initial plunge plans were thwarted by the arrival of my daughter – clearly, even my unborn child sensed the impending embarrassment. Now, with two defeats draped over me, I plunge headfirst, seeking to cleanse myself of the stains of fantasy football failure and pave the way for a future filled with touchdowns and triumphs.
As I immerse myself in this frozen bath, I implore your generosity. Beyond the expected laughter at my loss and the enjoyment of my misadventures, let's turn this plunge into a force for good. Consider donating to a worthy cause: supporting the endeavors of Special Olympics Chicago/Special Children’s Charities programs. Your support will empower countless Chicagoans with intellectual disabilities to uncover new strengths, abilities, and accomplishments.
There are three easy ways to support my plunging efforts:
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Donate to my fundraising page!
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Join my team and take the plunge with me at North Avenue Beach on March 3, 2024.
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Help me spread the word like hot gossip! Share my fundraising page with your friends and family.
Together, let's transform my freezing folly into a win for others. Donate generously, and let the waters of goodwill flow!
Here's to hoping that the next time I plunge, it's not as a loser but as a triumphant champion. Cheers!
