Listen Carefully! I have stolen the sacred “Best Class Ever” trophy. It is being held hostage.

I know how desperate you fools are to prove your class was, in fact, the one true “Best Class Ever.” Well, here’s the deal:

On Friday, September 26, the coveted trophy will be shackled aboard United Way of Lake County’s Jail Bus. Guarded tightly and riding alongside a crew of dangerous jailbirds, this trophy isn’t going anywhere. It won’t be released until the ransom money is paid—so if you want it freed, you’d better pay up!

The class that raises the most ransom money will rescue and claim the trophy (and bragging rights) once and for all.

But beware: if your class is weak and fails to deliver, all is not lost—all proceeds will benefit Lake County’s most vulnerable residents through United Way of Lake County’s Jail & Bail Fundraiser. I may be a criminal, but I have a heart.

So rally your crew, shake down your classmates, and pay up before Friday, September 26.

Here's how you can help:

• Donate Toward the Ransom: Contribute whatever ransom money you can. No amount is too small!
• Spread the Word: Share this page with your LLC friends, family, and social networks, encouraging them to contribute to your class!

Signed (with sticky fingers),

The Masked Mastermind