Think about the last time you were a kid: it sucked, right? Now imagine if you had me as your College Mentor, guiding you through fun activities and giving you sage advice every Thursday. Holy smokes. Suddenly, being a kid doesn't suck so much anymore.

Hi, I'm Dakota Baker. Today, I'm asking you to live a little and give a lot to my fundraising page for my participation in College Mentors For Kids. My little buddy is having loads of fun, but pardon my tears when I think about how much less fun he'd be having if these $50 weren't raised for this organization. In 2018, scientists confirmed that snack time is the single-most important part of a 3-19 year old's day. If I, Dakota Baker, WE can't raise this $50, I'd hate to think of the immediate consequences on these childrens' snack time. And the kids can't raise this kind of dough themselves: scientists also confirmed that the demand for chores is way down and allowances with them. Is it fair that they suffer while we eat all the self-funded snacks that we want? 

That's why I'm asking you to donate to my fundraising page for CMFK. I can't emphasize enough how crucial it is that you do. In fact, to prove how serious I'm taking this, I will offer up my own body to the cause. That's right: if we can reach our $50 goal, I will let Conner Franke flick a thick rubberband at my crotch and get the whole groin-shot on video and give it back to the public that so graciously put their hard-earned cash flow towards this good cause. With that in mind, let's get donating. 

Abso Lutely,

Dak