Our lovely co-worker Meridith Palmer was bitten by both a rat and bat recently. Sadly, she has been diagnosed with rabies due to the animals. She was also hit by a car even though the driver was a very smart, and handsome driver.
I, michael scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin, have decided to create the "Michael Scott Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Fun Run for the Cure" to help find a cure for Meredith.
Please join as we run a 5k around Scranton to show our support for this uncurabale disease and this poor women. Make sure to carb up before! - FOR THE CURE!
John Taylor
steve meade