Stop all the sports gambling! Stop with the prediction markets! If you're going to throw your money away, why not throw it away for children?

Let me help you not fall into a depression by losing your money on a stupid bet. Let me help you lose money in a way that makes you feel good about yourself. 

I shaved my face for Lynchburg Mustaches 4 Kids, and for some reason you are now allowed to give money to charity because I've brought this to your attention. I don't really know how this works, but my wife asked me to do this. 

Any money that I raise will not only go to local organizations helping children in Lynchburg, but also to the Lynchburg Public Library.

I love the library because it gives kids access to good stories. More specifically, comic books. And I have an "in" at LPL, so I can make sure they get the good ones and not generic ones. 

In all seriousness, the library is a great place for kids to find books, movies, and art that can impact them for the rest of their lives. I still think about reading through the Bone graphic novels or renting Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein. Being able to raise even a small amount of money to fund their ability to help kids find art that impacts them is something I'm grateful to be a part of. 

Here's how you can help:

• Donate: Contribute whatever you can. No amount is too small!
• Spread the Word: Share my fundraising page with your friends, family, and social networks. Let’s spread awareness so we can raise more!

So heed this call to action...unless you hate children and are ok with me knowing that. Or you can lose another $50 on the Jets, you moron. Yes, that's right. If you're dumb enough to gamble, you're dumb enough to bet it on the Jets.