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(An Extremely Silly Way To Help An Extremely Important Cause)

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Donate to help me go OVER THE EDGE

for the Spartanburg Cancer Association ⤵️

FUN FACT #1:

Did you know that Spartanburg, SC, is home to Denny's Corporate Headquarters? The only skyscraper in town, in fact! So its gaze basically follows you everywhere, inescapably, like the Eye of goddamned Sauron.

FUN FACT #2:

OVER THE EDGE is a fundraiser supporting the Cancer Association of Spartanburg and Cherokee Counties – helping provide crucial resources and services like medical equipment, counseling, and meals to local cancer patients and their families. 

FUN FACT #3:

The first 90 Edgers to raise $1000+ get to / must rappel down Denny's HQ like Tom freaking Cruise in Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol. 

(Yes, they do in fact call us "Edgers.")

(Also: Their tagline is about making a "big impact." We may need to chat.)

If you'd like to help out with this important cause – or are at least interested in shoving me off the top of a building – please consider donating!

Thank youuuuu! ❤️