Let’s face it: cancer is a real pain in the butt. That’s why I’m embracing No-Shave November to help kick colorectal cancer in the anus—because no one deserves to have their life turned upside down by something as serious as this.

Colorectal cancer is the third most common cancer worldwide, and it doesn’t care about your star sign (even if it’s Uranus). The good news? With awareness, prevention, and research, we can turn the tide and save more lives—starting from the bottom up.

Your donation will help fund programs to detect colorectal cancer early, educate about prevention (a little fiber goes a long way), and support those going through it. So let’s stop being cheeky and dig deep—just like a colonoscopy—into our wallets to support this cause.

I can’t promise I’ll look great with my scruffy, unshaven mug, but I can promise this: Together, we can moon cancer and tell it to kiss our collective anuses. Every dollar raised brings us closer to the end of this butt-headed disease.

Donate today, and let’s crack the case!

Take this shit seriously, please.